Does Santa know where I live?
Dec. 5th, 2005 07:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aliskye Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In November I punched ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small} corvus_imbrifer in the arm (-10 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole marymont's purse (30 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In February I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Overall, I've been nice (663 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven! Sincerely, |
