Bad Aliskye!

[aliskye]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I turned elmunadi in for littering (3 points). In August on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last month I helped capnlot across the street (6 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1015 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, aliskye

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[cayswann.livejournal.com]

How could elmunadi be caught littering, when I helped him dispose of that body? *wink*

[elmunadi.livejournal.com]

She turned me *in* for littering... but forgot to make sure that her shoes weren't tied together so she could avoid tripping and falling and breaking Iraq into a gazillion little pieces.

[aliskye.livejournal.com]

Heh :)

[aliskye.livejournal.com]

Something must have fallen out of that body's pocket-ses :)

[elmunadi.livejournal.com]

Body? There's no body. Prove otherwise.

BTW - Did you enjoy the fresh *non*pork*sausage*-apple-cornbread dressing with your turkey today?

[aliskye.livejournal.com]

I don't think my sister's stuffing has sausage of any variety in her stuffing. I'll ask her tomorrow.

How was your Thanksgiving!?