Not In This House!

[aliskye]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In July, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In April, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). When the stars were right, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon mmcnealy (65 points). In June, I sacrificed mmcnealy to Cthulhu (500 points). In February, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In January, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-475 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.

Your humble and obedient servant,
aliskye

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